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3/18/2004

Reasonable cost management…

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UK “Labour Home Secretary” (sic), David Blunkett is vying in the Royal Courts of Justice in London for the right to charge the wrongfully imprisoned 3000 per year for room and board upon release.

There are not the words…

3/17/2004

A landmark case leading to a suit against the NCAA regarding discrimination against morbidly obese would-be basketball players…

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In Alaska, a state whose weather may soon be sued for discriminating against nudists, five students’ parents and the Learning Disabilities Association of Alaska are suing the state for issuing a standardized test that “discriminates against disabled students.”

Readers from Alaska are kindly referred to the definition of mental retardation

How to respond to police inquiry…

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Frankie John Demonico of Erie, Colorado, was contacted by police regarding their investigation of alleged fondling of several of his students. When police first contacted Demonico regarding the allegations, Demonico responded by asking “Which one?”

Smooth one, Frankie…

3/16/2004

A touch of reality on a reality television program…

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Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth, a contestant on the egregious NBC featured Donald Trump vehicle, The Apprentice, has publicly cried ‘foul’ regarding her termination from the program.

The true gems of note are Stallworth’s claim that “the pot calling the kettle black” is a “racial slur” and her assertion that powerful black women are usually depicted as lazy and mean on television.

3/12/2004

At least in Indiana, assault of a sexual nature is not sexual assault…

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In Coquille, Indiana, Jordan Akins was found not guilty of sexual assault after forcibly inserting his finger into a teammate’s anus while returning from a football game. Several student’s testimonies reenforced the defense’s assertion that such behavior is commonplace at North Bend High School, which the judge in the case took to mean that the act was harmless rather than a criminal extension of the overwhelming homoerotic tension present among most football teams.

Just kiss already…

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