They must have seemed like good ideas at the time…

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Khim Sakhorn, of Phnom Penh, Cambodia met with the consequences of a minor error in execution as he drove away from the house of a drug-dealer whom he had just robbed. The live grenade that he had used to threaten the dealer exploded, as Sakhorn had forgotten to replace the pin before putting the grenade in his pocket.

Sakhorn’s embarrassment was probably mitigated by fatality, a feeling apparently sought by a man in Tokyo, Japan who, after being apprehended by Japan Railway employees planning to question him with regards to his groping of female passengers, was fatally struck by a train while attempting to flee.

What may have seemed like a reasonable practical joke to an Ankara, Turkey man turned disasterous, as he, in reply to a request from a friend to clean off the friend’s back with compressed air, pushed the air outlet against his friend’s anus, rupturing the friend’s intestines.

Svetin Gulisija of Seget, Croatia set fire to the woods behind his house with the hope of igniting his home in order to avoid having sex with his wife. Though a less damaging excuse would have been warranted in such a situation, Gulisija faces two years in prison, where his excuses with regards to others’ sexual advances will likely prove to be wholeheartedly ineffective.

Police in Bogota, Columbia uncovered a demonstration of distorted holiday spirit when they discovered what appears to be a recording of a National Liberation Army Christmas party. The tape features several rebel soldiers in a beauty pageant, wearing only bikini bottoms. Columbian authorities dutifully released the recording to Columbian television stations.

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