It sells, most of the time…

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Invigorated by the success of the Lingerie Bowl (Flash heavy), the special’s production company will be forming a lingerie football league featuring models playing football. Major League Baseball seems poised to lose one more spot in viewership rankings.

As little a promoter of education as lingerie football is of athleticism, an official Harvard University pornographic periodical titled “H-Bomb” has been approved for publication.

In Burleson, Texas, residents seem to be less forward thinking (or thinking at all, for that matter) in matters concerning sex, as shown by the arrest and prosecution of Joanne Webb for hosting Passion Parties, meetings styled after Tupperware parties that sell erotic wares. Quite impressive is the need for a sting operation to ‘catch her in the act’ of describing how to best use a dildo, an item that the officers in question most likely confiscated for evidence.

Not all endeavors of sexual commercialism meet with boundless success, best demonstrated by Bill Miller’s attempts at pseudo-bigamy. One look at his picture would send women running were it not for his erotica (sic, and sick…) section, likely leading to large number of sudden suicides.

In the face of Bill Miller, William Hung must feel like a superstar…

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