At least in Indiana, assault of a sexual nature is not sexual assault…

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In Coquille, Indiana, Jordan Akins was found not guilty of sexual assault after forcibly inserting his finger into a teammate’s anus while returning from a football game. Several student’s testimonies reenforced the defense’s assertion that such behavior is commonplace at North Bend High School, which the judge in the case took to mean that the act was harmless rather than a criminal extension of the overwhelming homoerotic tension present among most football teams.

Just kiss already…

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