What did you learn in school today?

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If you learned that drugs remain indefinitely in the fat in your body, continuing to resurface and retrieve the scrambled three-dimensional images in your brain until you make use of a sauna to sweat them out in a rainbow-colored ooze of mental clarity, you may have had a visit from Narcanon, a thinly veiled introduction to the foundations of Scientology masquerading as a drug-education program.

For those of you who don’t know, Scientologists are a relatively wealthy group of unscientific whack-jobs who can make the proud claims of:

The irony of their name is likely lost on the overwhelming majority of their members…

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